Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

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Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.
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Not So Gamer Girl 7
Not So Gamer Girl 7 - 2 саат мурун
Anyone else try playing along?
Edit 1: This is very hard
Edit 2: I've resorted to using a pen to itch my face
Edit 3: after the no drinking rule, I've started spaying the drink into my mouth
Edit 4: I'm so glad I put my hair up before starting
Edit 5: Even with the pen this is awful
Edit 5: 30 MINUTES?!
Edit 6: Oh god my headphones
Edit 7: This comment has begun to tell a tragic story of pain
Edit 8: I regret the ponytail, it's getting loose already
Edit 9: I've resisted the urge to fix my headphone 5 times
Edit 10: I want to shake out the headphone but it might impact the ponytail
Edit 11: Just... a... few... seconds...
Taylor Holmes
Taylor Holmes - 2 саат мурун
its said that humans touch their face or around it 90 times an hour

(dont quote me on this, this is what a teacher told my class and ya never know if their truthing or not)

and mark and ethan are gonna give a LOT to charity
Frankie and the Blackened Roses
Frankie and the Blackened Roses - 4 саат мурун
Yo I was born on the same day as the captain of texas!
Nora Rose
Nora Rose - 4 саат мурун
As a Texan I’m very offended
jjgasp 3
jjgasp 3 - 11 саат мурун
i did it with them and one of my earphones fell out half way through and i coULDNT PUT IT BACK IN update: they both fell out so i resolved to unplug them and get weird looks from the audio instead
Avacodoman587 - 12 саат мурун
The only thing I can think of is... BEANS
Moosification - 17 саат мурун
Does this include their channels?
Kyle - 19 саат мурун
Mark mentioned the name of the virus at the beginning... Thats not allowed on youtube right?
Coolracer647 - 21 саат мурун
:p I know they live in California but I live in Texas and I thought everyone knew it was Austin
Abiel Lazala
Abiel Lazala - 23 саат мурун
I was eating my nails while watching the video and at the end I was like 😥😥😥
Shelly Demon
Shelly Demon - Күн мурун
Okay EVERY TIME that means the amount of time you scratch your face
SirBenG - Күн мурун
I desperately wish to stay home but I am a slave to capitalism. They say I'm essential. So my barrista ass is at work.
That Pan Ash
That Pan Ash - Күн мурун
16. Okay. This is fine. I'm so cLOSE
Lilly Baker
Lilly Baker - Күн мурун
whats the capital of Texas
me, from Texas: don't get this wrong. Texas is massive, dont get this wrong.
them : Austin i think?
me: YAY!
them :or maybe Houston
me: i'm from Houston and always wanted it to be the capital. I see this as an ultimate win!
them: or maybe Dallas.
me: so you have chosen death
Spartan Crow
Spartan Crow - Күн мурун
I touched my face this entire vid lmao
KyLa MaBe
KyLa MaBe - Күн мурун
2020: creating germaphobes one touch at a time
Paige Bagarry
Paige Bagarry - Күн мурун
Mark: “ Even now there are people not taking it seriously “
Mark:Looks straight at camera
Me:Not taking any of this seriously and now feeling guilty
milkandhoshi - Күн мурун
I was trying the challenge but like 5 minutes in y'all were like "no drinking" and I had been drinking water from my eco friends rubber straw and quickly closed it and put it away xD
Firepaw 727
Firepaw 727 - Күн мурун
Mark: Your hair is so ugly, you should shave it off.
Ethan shaved his hair off already. In today’s stream.
rachael. - Күн мурун
I got really itchy while watching this
Jayden R
Jayden R - Күн мурун
Jokes on the IT’S AIRBORNE
Droidbones Games
Droidbones Games - Күн мурун
you know what
i will be the counter
i will watch every video and say how many times each person touches their face.
from this video on. and i will be following the same rules any part above the neck.
Casey Anderson
Casey Anderson - 2 күн мурун
"Your hair is stupid. Shave it off"
Casey Anderson
Casey Anderson - 2 күн мурун
I can not be the only person who hates seeing the $ sign after the number.
CHEM - 2 күн мурун
Honestly ever since I got into the culinary field I've been a mega germaphobe and handwashing advocate
TeddyBear Macky
TeddyBear Macky - 2 күн мурун
Can't stay home. Job says I'm essential 😌
bangmechan97 - 2 күн мурун
idc what anyone says i’m still gonna touch my face cuz i have pimples and i’m addicted to pimple popping don’t judge
Grollyy - 2 күн мурун
Mark: you should shave your hair
DJ Mayliswolf32
DJ Mayliswolf32 - 2 күн мурун
8:58 welcome to my daily life Ethan
Conor Bunge
Conor Bunge - 2 күн мурун
Times you touched
Conor Bunge
Conor Bunge - 2 күн мурун
10 million
Conor Bunge
Conor Bunge - 2 күн мурун
Its 8 months
UrbanRose - 2 күн мурун
Me touching my face consistently throughout the video
UrbanRose - 2 күн мурун
Mark = every handshake, every hug
Me = I'm never going to hug markiplier.
This ....
This is a sad day.
UrbanRose - 2 күн мурун
Wait... ethan said he would shave his head
Mark = your hair is ugly,maybe you shoudl shave it off
So I say dead memes , sue me
UrbanRose - 2 күн мурун
The coronavirus is like the purge but
1 it isnt 24 hours and
2 only on thing can kill people and
3 it's not going to happen again and it isnt legal
So not the purge
Gaming Jack
Gaming Jack - 2 күн мурун
Make a wish charity
UrbanRose - 2 күн мурун
Ethan = dont touch your face
Nose itch = Imma bout to end this mans whole career
UrbanRose - 2 күн мурун
When you realise that ONE video you missed
MyLittleGravitystuck - 2 күн мурун
Unus Annus: "Don't touch your face challenge!"
Me, a germophobe: "You fools, I've already won!"
Coconut VA
Coconut VA - 2 күн мурун
AJ - 2 күн мурун
I came back to this video after I found myself chanting Unus Annus in the shower at 6:30am😂
Freya Hargraves
Freya Hargraves - 2 күн мурун
Mark: tell me the first time you ever touched your face
Ethan: ah it was 1996 the year I was born when I was still an infant throwing a ball with my dad and itched my face
Me and Mark: I came out the womb touching my face sooooooooooo
Steven Murillo
Steven Murillo - 2 күн мурун
Unus Annus
Soullesst Hart
Soullesst Hart - 2 күн мурун
I already lost, I just itched my face and, oops I did it again, why am I saying this in a comment? Mehta, gotta go, byyyyye
Gamezinc 101
Gamezinc 101 - 2 күн мурун
Mark: what’s 2+2
Ethan: 4
Mark: what’s 4+8
Ethan: 16
Mark: “visible confusion”
kittylover 2.0
kittylover 2.0 - 2 күн мурун
Also known as the boomer doomer
Mr. Owendrake
Mr. Owendrake - 3 күн мурун
It’s harder not to touch your face..... when your thinking about not touching your face!
Jasmine Bakewell
Jasmine Bakewell - 3 күн мурун
tries not touch touch face
Dark ShibeTM
Dark ShibeTM - 3 күн мурун
Donate to HOPE Worldwide!
Gwynneth Reams
Gwynneth Reams - 3 күн мурун
4:01 foreshadowing?
Cowboy Cola
Cowboy Cola - 3 күн мурун
SpaceMuttnik - 3 күн мурун
challenge: **exists**
Ethan’s ADHD: *”So you have chosen, death.”*
amber1350 - 3 күн мурун
They should of wore head bands for their hair
Specter Plays
Specter Plays - 3 күн мурун
As a truck driver, and for Walmart no less, I basically can't stay home and I'm sure I'm spreading this shit regardless of if I'm feeling ill or not yet. People around the DC have tested positive for it and even then the reality is staying home isn't an option for us.
Justin Merritt
Justin Merritt - 3 күн мурун
Hospital's and stuff
That would help the infected people
TidalWaveKitty - 3 күн мурун
They could just cut out the bits where they touch their face to cheat the system.
ReaperX- - 3 күн мурун
Government: Do not touch your face! Face: Itchy time.
Batdogduke - 3 күн мурун
I have an itch on my nose

m u s t c o n t i n u e t h e c h a l l e n g e . . .
Bailey Timmons
Bailey Timmons - 4 күн мурун
My issue is when you focus on doing something or not wanting to do something it makes me want to do it! So if I was in this video I would donate +$1000!!!!
Lance Wolfe
Lance Wolfe - 4 күн мурун
So basically, touch anus? Okay. :)
That One Cat with the Top Hat
That One Cat with the Top Hat - 4 күн мурун
Was anyone else following along with the challenge, or was it just me?
That One Cat with the Top Hat
That One Cat with the Top Hat - 4 күн мурун
Why was Ethan playing in the backyard with his dad as a newborn?
Izzy Billings
Izzy Billings - 4 күн мурун
i’m guessing they already donated but if not, a great charity is CultforGood, run by Elijah Daniels. it helps give supplies to the homeless (specifically hygienic type items to help combat covid -19, which is spreading quickly amongst the homeless community)
Ryan Paz
Ryan Paz - 4 күн мурун
also a scout for 1 day
dirtboy - 4 күн мурун
Me: ok I wanna try to do the 15 minutes with them
My glasses: well hello there kind sir let me just **starts slipping down**
ArcherOwl - 4 күн мурун
It's really awesome Mark and Ethan are determined to continue Unus Annus even with everything that's going on
QBT Blizzy
QBT Blizzy - 4 күн мурун
I like how there doing acting games🤣
polygone two
polygone two - 4 күн мурун
It's only a problem outside. If you've just washed your hands or are at home you should be able to touch your face just fine. Just stay clean.
AnnaGrace White
AnnaGrace White - 4 күн мурун
I decided not to touch my face for the whole video. I guess I hate myself
aimee eve
aimee eve - 4 күн мурун
ethan 2 weeks ago: “to raise a little bit of money”
ethan now: “can we put a 10k limit?”
PSplayer - 4 күн мурун
donate to the NHS
Mindboggler123 - 4 күн мурун
This is not easy, them egging each other on makes me wanna touch my face
Death & Deliverance
Death & Deliverance - 4 күн мурун
Ethen 144-64=80 lol marks the big brain of unus annus
talon 1115
talon 1115 - 4 күн мурун

for dogs ik it dont help but the puppys :"(
Nate Medeiros
Nate Medeiros - 4 күн мурун
The total count is 1000000 dollars due. pay it
StarPieification - 4 күн мурун
me: yes thats correct
Night 33388
Night 33388 - 4 күн мурун
144 - 64 = 80
die die
die die - 4 күн мурун
If you put your hand on your head and never take it off so you can fix your hair and itch neck and face
You will only owe $100
Christina The Idiot Alien
Christina The Idiot Alien - 4 күн мурун
Well, I touch my face over 100 times 24/7 and I’m definitely dead even though I have a strong immune system.